Athletes, actors, singers, famous bald people, and hairy ones!
Famous bald, no it is not contradictory. I will reassure a lot of people, you can no longer have a hair on the rock and be very successful in your life, earn lots of money and have beautiful and expensive cars!
But who are they? Where do they come from? What do they want? Why do they no longer have hair? TOTT led the investigation, a little far-fetched.
TOP 10. Harry Roselmack
THE handsome guy from TF1. The journalist who has class, whatever happens. We would love to see him more often in TF1 news. An excellent journalist, who passed through Tours, Harry Roselmack is (already) 44 years old, a magnificent wife and 3 beautiful children.
Between us, Harry, without your hair, you are even more beautiful and just as talented! Don’t change anything, you help improve the image of what the modern journalist is.
TOP 9. Fabien Barthez, the famous bald divine!
the divine Bald is his nickname, and he deserves it (not for being bald, but divine). For the youngest who read us, Barthez is a bit like the French Gianluigi Buffon, let’s go crazy.
One of the heroes of the 98 World Cup, with another famous bald man, who we will find a little later in our ranking. Everyone remembers the kiss on the head from Laurent Blanc to Fabien, before each match. Would he have done the same if Barthez had had hair?
TOP 8. Pascal Obispo
My Pascal, even Lucie finds you better like that. It must be said that your little 90s haircut really makes you want to no longer have hair!
Besides, I’m sure you have a superb head of wigs.. The next time you come back to Cyril Hanouna,
you can give us the demo, we love it!
Apart from that, you may not have much on your mind anymore, but IN this one, you always have the inspiration to come up with superb melodies.
Stay like that!
TOP 7. Kelly Slater
When Kelly Slater was born, he was told, “Dude, you’re not going to have much hair, but we’re going to make up for it with your eyes.” I don’t know if you’ve ever paid attention, but he’s the same blue as the waves he surfs on.
And then a surfer without hair, that’s a change from all the long-haired blondes we see in jokes with their perfect blow-dry, right Gad?
TOP 6. Andre Agassi
We have a hell of a candidate. Agassi is a famous bald man, an incredible tennis player, but he’s also a wig king! Everyone knew him with incredible hair, a style that stood out in the 90s!
We later learned that André Agassi was playing with a wig! He even made THE shocking statement! I quote :
“he was more afraid of losing his wig than his match”.
Just imagine 2 seconds if during a point, at the net, Agassi smashes while jumping and BIMMM the wig jumps..
We would have witnessed quite a moment! He also added that he hated tennis. Like what!
TOP 5. Jason Statham
We may not know it, but before he kicks ass in the movies, Jason Statham is an incredible athlete,
present at the Olympics, in his discipline: diving. Oh! And he had hair!
Did he lose them by gaining speed? We will never be. What is certain is that it completes the Fast & Furious curse… All the main actors are bald! From there to thinking that testosterone and speed have something to do with it..
TOP 4. Bruce Willis
One of the most famous actors in the world! Bruce Willis has always been classy, on and off set.
Over the years, he has lost some hair, but otherwise, nothing has changed. We will love him all our lives in his Die Hard films (especially those released before the 2010s…) and we will always shed a little tear at the end of the Armageddon film.
We will end up saying that he is a famous, rich, and lucky bald man! He shares his life with Emma Heming, a superb brunette, with whom he makes perfect love.
TOP 3. Vin Diesel
You wanted testosterone, we’ll give it to you! Vin Diesel is the actor of the 2000s. Muscular, no hair, ready to do anything for his family, always driving superb cars.
Ok I caricature a little, since Vin Diesel remains a good actor, who likes action roles, but who should go there soft fillot on the inflatable!
He continues to perpetuate the curse of Fast & Furious actors: no hair. He well deserves his place as 3rd famous bald!
TOP 2. The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)
Ouch ouch Vin he would not be happy to read that he is behind The Rock… The relations between the two being,
how to say, tense! For now, we continue with a third actor from Fast & Furious, still bald, but I wouldn’t go and tell him to his face either.
The Rock is getting thicker and thicker in the cinema (no pun intended) and we have found him in many films for several years now! He’s tall, strong, handsome, famous, daddy and married, what more could you ask for?
Maybe to be able to get into your car? For the record, he plays in the series Ballers, in which there are also big cars (definitely). Except that our friend Dwayne Johnson doesn’t fit everywhere, including the Ferrari that production gave him.
TOP 1. Zinedine Zidane
Cocoricooo!! The first in this ranking is a little Frenchie, perhaps the best known on the planet!
Zimdine zimdane, he’s an incredible player, an incredible coach, and a haircut on the road to the monks! Is that why his feet were touched by grace? No one knows, but what a player, and what a guy!
I say it like that, but maybe with hair (like Dugarry at the time) he wouldn’t have scored any headed goals in the World Cup final. Imagine, hair in your eyes, and the ball passing by. It was really a hair’s breadth away…
They will soon be in our ranking!
- Jude Law
- Nicolas Cage (who is resisting)
- Rafa Nadal
Jude, you can take his hair out, dye it blonde, red, whatever happens, he’s still classy. We can say what we want, the guy is SIR!
Subscribed to cosmetic surgery (hair side) he had to spend a lot of money to try to keep a few hairs on the stone. We want to see a Nicolas Cage without hair, playing roles like he did in the 90s, very bad-ass and hero of these ladies.
His forehand is breathtaking, perhaps even a little too much. Rafa, God knows we love you here, but it’s going to be complicated for you in the years to come… We all remember the kid who arrived on the ocher pitches in 2005, tank top and long black hair, stylish to the nines % and already future marketing product!
Whatever happens to your haircut, you will remain in our hearts!
And you, which famous bald guy would you have seen first in our ranking?
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