The best replicas from visitors are here!
A top of the best lines from The Visitors that I dedicate to my sister, a big fan…
Who doesn’t know The Visitors? Seriously, everyone has seen this movie at least once. Even your Polish roommate or your Portuguese half-sister has probably already seen it! A true monument of (French) cinema, “Les Visiteurs” was released in all cinemas in 1993 (already) and tells the story of two men, Jacquouille and Godefroy de Montmirail, who are, despite themselves, transported from the 12th to the 20th. century.
There will be a sequel, which remains rather correct, then an extraordinary turnip with “Visitors in America” followed by a 3rd opus (sequel to 2) released last year in the cinema (we won’t comment on it).
We could have put the Top 30 because the dialogues are so cult, but we tried to bring together the best of the Visitors in 10 cult sentences. Is it OKAYYYYYYYYYYY?!
1. “Sir, sir, a buckwheat in a devil’s cart! It’s all shod, there’s no ox to pull!”
Jacquouille during the magical scene in the “La Poste” van. We could also have added the cult reply of the postman who runs away and shouts “they’re sick, they’re sick”.
2. “Thank you bitch. You are an ugly person but you are very good”
Once again, response from Jacquouille, who knows how to talk to women, and more precisely to Ginette,
his faithful sidekick (it also works with alcoholic), played by the brilliant Marie-Anne Chazel.
3. “And we will peel his rush like the bailiff of Limousin, who was split one fine morning and hung with his guts!”
It’s a bit like THE song that even you can enjoy in the evening, with a few too many drinks (alcohol to be consumed in moderation of course).
4. “Where are the chickens? I’m hungry! Where are the veals, the roasts, the sausages? Where are the beans, the venison pâtés? Let’s feast our hearts out to forget this injustice! There’s no a few seasons with good drink, a piglet, a roast goat, a few well-peppered white swans? These appetizers have whetted my appetite.”
Without transition, we continue directly with the line which follows the song, also completely cult.
It’s Godfrey de Montmirail who throws this enormous scud, and not easy to remember. If you want to impress your friends in the evening, learn it by heart, guaranteed effect.
5. – My little girl! What is your husband doing bare ass in front of this woman, she is rubbing his ass!
– But… She’s a nurse, Hub!
The scene takes place with Godefroy when Jean-Pierre, the husband of “Béa” is being treated by the nurse.
Little interlude, just for fun
Is it OKAYYYYY? We take our best lines from the visitors!
6. “Would you have a polaroid? A Polaroid Jacques!”
Valérie Lemercier plays her role to perfection in this scene, as in the entire film. She speaks with Jacques-Henri Jacquard, the “pti’ pti’ pti’ fillot of the scoundrel”.
7. “My mother’s name was Gwendoline, she died devoured by wolves… because our father, who had gone to drink at the Duchenot tavern, died frozen in the pond because of his clubfoot. It’s crazy isn’t it?”
“oh yes it’s crazy”. Jacquouille who recounts his sad life, but in his own way. Hilarious. Christian Clavier offers a beautiful interpretation of his character.
8. “But Mr. Ouille, not with your poncho!”
Béatrice (the slut, in Jacquouille’s words) who explains to him what he should do, AND especially not do.
9. “What the hell!”
The famous Jacquard (the beggar) who once again launches a cult replica.
10. “-Sir let go of that bluefin tuna Okay?
– OOOOKKKAAYYYYY!
– We do not touch the fish on display.
– It’s a beautiful fish.
– Sir, I will bring the saleswoman who will be happy to take care of you!
– Oh ! the handsome one from a pile of pigs!!”
We already end our Top 10 of the best lines from visitors, with this dialogue between Jacquouille, definitely, and a supermarket manager. Guaranteed laughter, once again.
