Baldness affects more than 65% of French people, to varying degrees. You should know that this disease also affects women, to a lesser degree. Some will be “lucky” to keep their hair, while others will have to accept their hair loss. We’ll tell you right away, we love Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, and even Jude Law, so no worries about hair loss, the main thing is to embrace it. We also wrote a Top on bald actors, if you are interested 🙂
They should have used a baldness powder!
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To pay an ironic tribute to this little appreciated phenomenon, we have created a Top 10 of people who have baldness, and who unfortunately have abused extravagant hairstyles to hide it… As a result, with the opposite effect, we notice their loss even more hair, ironically!
We attack hard with the athletes!
You can have golden feet, be talented, be rich, a great athlete, have the most beautiful and expensive cars in the world, the most beautiful women, and…. Having beautiful hair loss AND having a hairstyle that tries to hide it.
Top 10. Raul Meireles
A good football player, Raul Meireles is a Portuguese international, teammate of Cristiano Ronaldo. Left midfielder, he played in big clubs, such as FC Porto, Liverpool but also Chelsea.
But when we talk about Raul Meireles, usually, it’s more for his tattoos and his haircut than for his game.
Especially in recent years, where his game has declined, and where his look has become more and more noticed. How can you recognize him for sure? His haircut, in Iroquois style, is recognizable among all. For what? Because it hides a beautiful bald spot. Raul Mereiles is betting everything on what hair he has left, and ultimately, this cut doesn’t suit him so badly.
You’re going to tell me: he’s not yet bald. I didn’t say that, but he’s starting to thin out a lot. This shows that we can adopt a personal look, (successful), in line with our tattoos, despite the beginnings of baldness.
Top 9. Marouane Chamakh
Marouane, you know we love you, but now it’s no longer possible, you’re going to have to cut me off from all that… For those who don’t know him, Marouane Chamakh is a former player for the Girondins de Bordeaux and of Arsenal, also a Moroccan international. A good striker, very tall, slender, who left Bordeaux supporters with some regrets. I personally had the opportunity to meet him, very nice as well, but that’s not the subject.
Haircut level is becoming critical… You have to imagine, at 20 years old, he already had this cut, but he had hair… Now that baldness has taken over, Marouane, you still have one little money to buy a lawn mower? Or put some hair back on top of your head?
We advise you this product, or otherwise we will have to move on to the table, towards cosmetic surgery (like Wayne Rooney for example).
Top 8. Gervinho
Another football player, another attacking midfielder, and new player from Arsenal. We will end up believing that it was Arsène Wenger who stressed us out!
Gervinho, despite his name, is not Brazilian, but Ivorian. Excellent player who brought Lille happiness in L1,
a few years ago now.
Less visible on the pitch (he went to play in China), Gervinho is no less visible in the media despite himself,
due to a catastrophic haircut, which unfortunately got worse over the years… Baldness struck very early, and even with his dreadlocks, we can’t help but notice his completely smooth forehead.
His new method of hiding it? Use a large headband during matches, which hides your forehead and just shows the back of your head.
Honestly, Gervinho, you would look great with shaved hair too, don’t you think?
Top 7. Andre Agassi
Ahhhh Dédé…. We arrive at our intruder of the group. For what? Because André Agassi fooled everyone, with a special haircut, indeed, but above all because it wasn’t his real hair… Implantation? No. Just a nice bushy wig.
With his bandana and his earring, we saw nothing, but a few years later, he revealed all his truths in an excellent book, and therefore the fact that he wore a wig during his tournament at Roland-Garros, in 1990. He reached the final, and declared: “I was more afraid of losing my wig than of losing this final”.
His first wife managed to convince him to shave his head, which later allowed him to become the face of the Wilkinson brand. Like what…
Top 6. Christophe Willem
Christophe Willem, nicknamed “the turtle” lives up to his nickname very well. Hairwise, he was more tortuous than Hare to change this horrible haircut. Honestly Christophe, I went to see you on stage in 2017, it’s much much better now!
What’s the idea of having such a haircut? Perhaps in an attempt to hide an already very pronounced baldness… He absolutely makes no secret of it (and he is right), Christophe Willem has had recourse to several hair implantations, mainly in the areas of the gulfs and the forehead, and the result is GREAT!
In addition to a change of look, his new cut corresponds more to the character, now displaying a sober but classy, young style, in his image.
Top 5. Fabrice Eboué
Fabrice Eboué, the double of Marcelo, Brazilian player for Real Madrid (to stay in football). This guy is great, we love him, his caustic but never mean humor makes us laugh, almost as much as quotes from visitors.
BUT, for several years, Fabrice Eboué has had to deal with baldness which is taking up more and more space, to the detriment of his hair. While some would be crying over their fate, he decided to make it a strength.
He spoke about it in 2018 on the set of On n’est pas couch, for his latest show, entitled: “nothing left to lose”, we see him from behind, with a beautiful bald spot on the top of his head. He admitted, while all comedians are making increasingly stylish posters, he has decided to take the opposite approach.
Top 4. Donald Trump
I sometimes have the impression that we talk more about Donald Trump’s haircut than about his ideas at the head of the United States, which is to say…
The media spent weeks understanding this atypical, yellowish haircut that doesn’t look like anything. We got several answers, one of which was that using a prostate product would make his hair this strange color.
Honestly, we don’t care a bit, what is certain is that Donald Trump has a special haircut, to say the least, and that it is definitely due to baldness.
Top 3. The wild streak from the South
His little name is a total invention. We don’t know who this gentleman is, and we’re not here to make fun.
But we can say that it is a strange haircut. I named his cut “wick from the South” because I have the impression that he took everything from one side (South) and that he is going to bring everything back to the other (North) passing through Limoges and Paris.
We will stop the geographical comparison there :).
Given the difference in color, and with this very, very pronounced baldness, we don’t even know if this brown part corresponds to his real hair, or if he used an accessory. In short, it’s a mystery to us.
this type of haircut always makes me think of just one thing: imagine it coming out of the shower, with a whole strand on one side. His hair must fall to the nape of his neck, right? One thing is certain: baldness = (failed) ingenuity.
Top 2. “Bar code” haircut
I don’t know this gentleman either, but the more things go on, the more I have the impression that he will ring the security gates of Leclerc or Intermarché. How did he come up with this slightly crazy idea of using the few hairs he had left to do this kind of totally failed montage? If Jean Louis David saw that!
It must be said frankly, he is almost completely bald, but he still clings to the few hairs that resist.
The little extra touch: the little wick that curls on the front.
Top 1. Operation Mustache
We have already arrived at our big winner of the day, classified out of category with a UNIQUE technique!
Imagine. You have very pronounced baldness, BUT you have nice hair in your beard. You don’t see where I’m going with this? Why not use your mustache to replace your hair? Don’t dream about it anymore, that’s what this gentleman did.
It gives a style, that’s clear. Afterwards, what happens after a little gust of wind? I hope he stocked up on hairspray to plan for this!
Its advantage? It appears in our ranking of improbable haircuts, and can also be positioned on extraordinary mustaches!
