Bunch of unkempt merinos! Here are our top 20 Captain Haddock insults
He’s definitely one of our favorite bearded guys. A hipster before his time, Captain Haddock will always surprise us with particularly flowery and… surprising language. Are you stuck in traffic in the morning? Bim an insult from Captain Haddock. Can’t stand the line at the supermarket anymore? Hop a Bachi-Bouzouk coming out and things get better.
No more time to waste, discover our top 20 insults Captain Haddock!
20. You bastard
Small anecdote, all the DSGE agents in the series “The Bureau of Legends” have names taken from Captain Haddock.
If you’ve never seen this series, hurry up, it’s awesome!
19. Pickle extract
18. Vivisectionist
17. Capstan Grease Mimi-Martian
16. Foul-mouthed Porcupine
You should know that more than 200 insults are attributed to Captain Haddock throughout his adventures with Tintin. At this level, you become a specialist!
15. Coconut Dictator’s Apprentice
14. Fake token with tartar sauce
13. Tchouk-tchouk nougat
12. Dish water macabé
11. Breadcrumbs
10. Werewolf with buttercup fat
SO? Does it give you ideas? We’re going to tackle our top 10 Captain Haddock insults. Certified 100% flowery language!
9. Stem Trainer
8. Carnival Vercingetorix
7. Licorice juice
6. A thousand million thousand billion thunder from Brest
From his first name Archibald, Captain Haddock appeared for the first time in the episode of The Crab with the Golden Claws, published in 1941. The name Haddock comes from a fish, of the same name, which inhabits the English seas. It’s a smoked fish, the same can be said of our favorite captain (although Captain Jack Sparrow isn’t bad either..).
Captain Haddock Insult #5. Gallows game
Insult of Captain Haddock #4. Interplanetary Zouave
We attack our Top 3 insults from Captain Haddock! Patagon of Zulu people, let’s go!
Insult of Captain Haddock #3. A thousand million thousand ports
Insult from Captain Haddock #2. Waffle mold
Insult from Captain Haddock #1. Bachi-Bouzouk
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