There Chuck Norris joke, it’s not just an average joke. No, it’s much more than that, it’s a state of mind.
Our favorite Walker Texas Ranger has more than one trick on his colt, and he proves it to us once again with his famous “Chuck Norris Facts”.
We of course have immense respect for this great man, 7 times world champion in Karate, please.
Chuck Norris Joke #10
“Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, it’s the water that gets Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris Joke #9
“Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity. Twice.”
Chuck Norris Joke #8
“The only thing that’s up to Chuck Norris…is his sock.”
Chuck Norris joke #7
“Chuck Norris understands Jean-Claude Van Damme”.
Chuck Norris joke #6
“Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. But never his own.”
Chuck Norris Joke #5
“Chuck Norris can surround his enemies. All by himself.”
Chuck Norris Joke #4
“Chuck Norris does not use suppositories. The ways of the lord are inscrutable.”
Chuck Norris Joke #3
“Chuck Norris and Superman had a tug of war, the loser had to put his underwear over his pants.”
Chuck Norris joke #2
“When Chuck Norris took up judo, David Douillet took up yellow pieces”.
Chuck Norris Joke #1
“Google is the only place you can type Chuck Norris.”
Are you won over? We’ll give you a little bonus below
Chuck Norris joke obliges, top 10 turns into top 20!
20. “An eagle can read a newspaper from 1,400 meters away. Chuck Norris can turn the page.”
19. “Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.”
18. “One day Chuck Norris said, ‘Go look over there if I’m there’…and he was there…”
17. “Chuck Norris doesn’t have a father. You don’t fuck Chuck Norris’ mother.”
16. “Master Yoda died the day he called Chuck Norris “Norris Chuck”.”
15. “Chuck Norris can break the sound barrier.”
14. “Chuck Norris can give you a hard time in 8 minutes.”
13. “Chuck Norris is against speed cameras: it dazzles him when he rides a bike.”
12. “Chuck Norris can run up the football field in Olive and Tom in less than one episode.”
11. “Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.”
As I said at the beginning, would our Walker Texas Ranger have a place in the top 10 best series of all time? Go go go to see the answer!
