The best quotes The Infernal Montparnasse Tower
Cult, brilliant, stupid, grandiose, the best of Eric and Ramzy. We can say things about this film… Almost everyone saw it, some loved it, others less. The fact remains that even today, this film is cult for many, including us.
We couldn’t resist, we needed a TOP WTF on the La Tour Montparnasse Infernale quotes. Let’s go!
1. “You’re cute but you’re a little stupid.”
Our favorite line.. A little Breton or a little stupid? One of the biggest laughs at the beginning of the film. Remember the scene, Eric and Ramzy are washing the tiles of the Montparnasse tower, when Eric’s “lover”, Stephanie (brilliantly played by Marina Foïs) arrives in the room.
Only the tiles separate them, and yet, that is enough for Eric to understand, as he wishes, what Stéphanie is telling him. Cult!
2. “Wow, everyone calm down! This is a police piton 357 magnum, with this my friend, I’ll cut you a hole in the buffet, you turn your pants three times, direction Beijing!”
Another line from Eric, definitely. Not sure it’s a good idea to leave him with a loaded gun, even when his friend Ramzy is in the wrong hands. Gone are the films where John McCain saved everyone, and especially the girl, at the end, by perfectly mastering his arsenal.
For Eric and Ramzy, it’s a little more laborious, but so much more fun.
3. “Wawww! It tastes like four-shoe pizzas!”
Are you panicking because a bomb just exploded? Eric and Ramzy no. They even find a way to make it funny. We provide context. A bomb explodes on one floor of the Montparnasse tower. The two friends go there,
but the ground is hot. Do not panic! The soles of their shoes are melting, and they compare it to a 4-shoe pizza. Simply geniuses!
4. “Marie-Joëlle is dead? Marie-Joëlle is in danger? Marie-Joëlle is sick? Marie-Joëlle is gone? Marie-Joëlle is on vacation? Marie-Joëlle is fighting back? Marie-Joëlle’s revenge?”
5. “Stop! Or I’ll shoot you in the head with my hand!”
6. “How he beat you up!”
7. “You have to be wary of bombs… As we say at home: “Para bailar la Bamba…””
8. “uh, no! Because you didn’t say: “the Chinese tells you””
Bruce Lee fans get out of this room right away before the cardiac arrest! This scene takes place in several parts, we recovered 2 of them:
Small 1. When Ramzy reenacts the scene from the cult film “Game of Death” (1978), it is with much less dexterity, in favor of more humor. By replaying the legendary role of the giant Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (2m18), he rubs shoulders with the “low coast” Bruce Lee of the film’s villains. When we saw this scene, we just wanted to say “Ramzy we love you!”
2. In the end, Bruce Lee always wins. Except that here it’s a double… Eric and Ramzy are fooled, and “the Chinese” points a gun at them, and asks them to jump from the tower. EXCEPT that, like Jacques said, the two jokers will make the “Chinese” lose his patience, who will end up, acting too clever, in the ravine.
9. “For your housekeeper: when the hostages are attacked by other people, it’s not the police we call, it’s the FBI!”
10. “Oh, you are greedy!
– Oh no, stop with that, I’m not just a faggot!”
You have loved? Come on, let’s leave with the last line which can be used anywhere, even during a family meal.
